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HAHAHAHAAA OH MY GOD HAHAHA!!!! "I LIVE IN A CUPBOARD THAT CAN BE MOVED FROM PLACE TO PLACE" HAHA

Awesome

Usually I'm highly critical of flash "movies", but I enjoyed this immensely. I cant help but think this would make an awesome game. In fact watching this movie kinda feels like watching someone play the coolest game ever...

Strange...

Haha, funny weird stuff. The randomized scenes was a clever touch.

Ok...

In response to all the perverted immature reviews (written by 300lb pizza-faced limp-dicked 13 year olds no doubt)... I issue a promise, to the next person who writes a disrespectful comment about Dustball's wife:

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND TEACH YOU TO RESPECT WOMEN... WITH A STEEL BAT MOTHERFUCKER. I WILL MAKE YOU PAY WITH BLOOD AND BROKEN TEETH AND YOU WILL SOB ENDLESSLY AT WHAT A PATHETIC LIFEFORM YOU HAVE BECOME IN THE SHORT TIME YOU HAVE BEEN ON THIS PLANET. THE INTERNET IS NOT YOUR PLAYGROUND, IT IS MY FUCKING TURF MOTHERFUCKER!!

Have a nice day kids! And remember, just because your parents did a piss-poor job of raising you doesn't mean you still can't learn to be decent people! You just better hope and pray I'm not your professor in "Life 101".

:)

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Boomer_E: you are a homo.

Good movie haha, totally f-d but thats what we've all come to expect from you David! haha totally messed. I liked the beetles.

yo dipshit who reviewed before me,

Who fucking died and made you the judge of whats fit for NG and whats not? Though it's been said many times many ways... SHUT THE FUCK UP N00B

great comic I <3 YOU ED
The classic has been re-made!
rejoice :)

Awww

Poor Mappy is saddled with a dial-up connection. Let's all feel sorry for his pathetic impoverished ass.

Nice movie dude. That much photoshop-retouched art takes up alot of space, I know from personal experience. It didn't take too long to load. It was cool.

MindChamber responds:

thanks man

eh

While it's true that hypocritical so-called christians suck, there's plenty of jews, muslims, and people who follow other religions who suck as well. Anyone who has a strong belief in something and then imposes it on others is an asshole. not saying whackjob "christians" dont deserve to be hated on, but the theme of your movie is nothing new. i dont care what it is, seeing the same thing over and over again is boring. and the animation was ummm... in much need of improvement.

I love you for using the Exploited in the credits though :)

Viva la oldschool punk!

EricSullivan responds:

The movie in the beginning was never meant to be anything new or original... it was just a stupid movie I felt like making.
Which once again left me dumbstruck when it got on the front page.

It just proves to me that Newgrounds likes my crappy movies more then my good movies.

Viva la Punk!

Heheheheheh :)

Cute lil' movie. This is one of the few movies that comes along that I actually like. It's got artistic value if nothing else! good work!
Dont worry about not being able to speak English, I can't speak your language ;)

Hmp.

This isn't a bad movie by any means, but it's undeserving of a score above 3.10. I like random mindless bizarre humor but this was too random, to the point of not being funny at all in most cases. The graphics were clean, but the animation is the same old "motion-tweened" "LegendaryFrash" fare we've been seeing the past 4 or 5 years that amatuer artists have been using flash. It's time... to learn how to animate and stop relying on a function in a program to do your motion for you...

Waterman responds:

I am sorry you could not enjoy this toon. A great man once said "The joke is funny, you just have to understand them." This is apparently one of those cases I have noticed. We are not out to have the best animation, we re out to make people laugh. So just kick back, stop worrying and enjoy the toon guys!

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