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What is Penis?

Posted by RiftMaster - October 28th, 2008


Archie: Foot-Long Jalopy

God I haven't made a movie in years. Feels weird to release something that isn't a game on the portal.
Anyways, it involves Archie (from "Archie Comics"), and a whole lot of phallic humor. It's really quite shocking how rarely Archie has been lampooned, when you consider just how substantially ripe the franchise is for comedy. So I made this to fill the void... in more ways than one...


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Watching. That.

even though i thought it was funny, i don't know if sticking cropped dicks on images exactly counts as "lampooning"

It was the best method. Believe me. The original product was to be done in Maya and played on an IMAX screen.

What is cock joke?

I am cock joke.

Fail.

Yes I know you fail.

penis is somethin im gonna give u
if u dont make a good flash
:PPPPP

no thanks.

The reason it isnt parodied is because its popularity ended in the 60's and it was never relevant to anything or anyone ever.

Thank you Captain Wikipedia.