God I haven't made a movie in years. Feels weird to release something that isn't a game on the portal.
Anyways, it involves Archie (from "Archie Comics"), and a whole lot of phallic humor. It's really quite shocking how rarely Archie has been lampooned, when you consider just how substantially ripe the franchise is for comedy. So I made this to fill the void... in more ways than one...
krumpingkatie
Watching. That.