RiftMaster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Tribute To Ma Boys]

Im speechless....

Look, I could write a fucking book about what is wrong with this movie. So instead I'll just say the following:

Why did that entire rap song sound like it was whispered so that the guy's mom wouldn't hear it in the next room?

ClownORound responds:

Oh nuh uh, you did NOT just bring mah mama into dis. Ima have mah boys Busta Cap an Timothy Tugboat come an hunt chu down, an dey got a real likin fo whiteboy ass. Yah you heard me, juicy b-hole lovin is where DsB is at.

[Pico's Unloaded]

Awww

Poor Mappy is saddled with a dial-up connection. Let's all feel sorry for his pathetic impoverished ass.

Nice movie dude. That much photoshop-retouched art takes up alot of space, I know from personal experience. It didn't take too long to load. It was cool.

MindChamber responds:

thanks man

[Passion Of The Christians]

eh

While it's true that hypocritical so-called christians suck, there's plenty of jews, muslims, and people who follow other religions who suck as well. Anyone who has a strong belief in something and then imposes it on others is an asshole. not saying whackjob "christians" dont deserve to be hated on, but the theme of your movie is nothing new. i dont care what it is, seeing the same thing over and over again is boring. and the animation was ummm... in much need of improvement.

I love you for using the Exploited in the credits though :)

Viva la oldschool punk!

EricSullivan responds:

The movie in the beginning was never meant to be anything new or original... it was just a stupid movie I felt like making.
Which once again left me dumbstruck when it got on the front page.

It just proves to me that Newgrounds likes my crappy movies more then my good movies.

Viva la Punk!

["Waterman" Ep. IV]

Hmp.

This isn't a bad movie by any means, but it's undeserving of a score above 3.10. I like random mindless bizarre humor but this was too random, to the point of not being funny at all in most cases. The graphics were clean, but the animation is the same old "motion-tweened" "LegendaryFrash" fare we've been seeing the past 4 or 5 years that amatuer artists have been using flash. It's time... to learn how to animate and stop relying on a function in a program to do your motion for you...

Waterman responds:

I am sorry you could not enjoy this toon. A great man once said "The joke is funny, you just have to understand them." This is apparently one of those cases I have noticed. We are not out to have the best animation, we re out to make people laugh. So just kick back, stop worrying and enjoy the toon guys!

[Anti-War Liberals]

Blah.

I could go on and on about all the bad things soldiers do you know. But I have better things to do with my time.

I'm for most of the soldiers because alot of them are good people. But I was against this military action from the begining and I will never back down on my belief in this.

But your cute little remark about "it makes me sick to see all these anti-war protests" or whatever made me think you to be an idiot. The only things you said were just the same pig-headed bullshit fed to us by an ex-cokehead drunk-driving dunce with a rich father, who sits comfortably in the White House, living large off your tax dollars while lower middle class people of color fight and die for his precious oil.
I'm for the soldiers 100%... I want them to come back to the US, pop a cap in President Pussy's ass, and then get a job that doesn't involve getting blown up for said oil.

CRAZY-MEXICAN0 responds:

Same pig headed bullshit, yea ok. When you finish reading this read the 16th review on this list. First of all I love the elitist position you take, I come from one of the poorest immigrant families possible, so yes it does make me sick to see spoiled brats like you bad mouthing this country when it is the best place in the world to live. As for the war, you have a crazy guy with Chemical weapons pointed at a couple of countries that we consider our friends (Israel, Kuwait). We now have evidence that Iraq was at the very least harboring terrorist and most likely funding them as well. And I don’t see how he lives lavishly, when he has lived the same as every other American president why the fuck are you singling this one out. And once again the blood for oil argument, total proof that the left is completely closed off to any other view point. The war is not about oil, no respectable person against the war would say that because it’s baseless and completely untrue. Bush is not touching one cent of that oil money, why don’t you do some homework on this topic, watch a little of the Factor, and come back to me when you have a real argument. Where are the protestors for the thousands of people that he’s killed, where are the protestors for the future people he would have killed. Regardless of other countries human rights violations, you can not argue that deposing a brutal leader and liberating the Iraqi people are just side benefits of this war for Oil. You honestly believe Bush is sending men and women off to die for Oil….If that’s true, then you aren’t even on my level.

[Ytown Public 6]

NICE

Awesome. I just loved that.

Is there going to be a YP spinoff series?

I really hope so :)


Get a site man. I'll visit it everyday, and make you one of my affiliates. :D

McRhyme responds:

YP-spinoff series? Hmm... I don't know really. I want to make more episodes of YP, but I'm not sure if I will have the time when I come back from the UK. We'll see!

[How da bitch stole xmas 2]

Clock Crew... heh

The clock crew would fade into obscurity if everyone ignored them and just silently voted O on all their stuff. These guys are bored little children, they want attention, and they get it, by releasing slews of "movies" which are intentionally crappy.

I would think that Tom would ban them for all these blatant violations of the Portal rules, but y'know what he does?

Gives them their own Collection.
Why would he do something like that?
That's exactly what these nerfherders want, ATTENTION.

And then that idiot who made Roof Top Skater goes and helps them advertise, using HIS SITE!!!

Jeez people... learn how to deal with these fruits... no pun intended...
I meant "fruits" as in "gays"

KnottsberryClock responds:

It looks like you only voted 0 because I am a clock. Perhaps you would have given it a different score if it contained the exact same plot line but without any clocks. Please don't hate the webmaster of Entopicorder.com becuase he is a friend to the clocks. That is called prejudice.

[Shooting People For Fun 2]

Dismally Mediocre

Well, that was stupid. I mean I like messed -up stuff to some degree. But that was sick and evil. Not funny in the slightest. And I was suspicious at the likeness to the WTC...

The animation and sfx were surprisingly good (the movie's only good point) but the artwork was laughablely crude. Bottom line:

Don't quit yer day job pal...

CartoonCrackpot responds:

what are you talking about? the WTC incident was two planes that crashed into two building causing it to collapse, this was a guy running around shooting people...not everything with tall buildings is about 9/11.