RiftMaster's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[All Your BLAM!]

Pretty freakin good!!!

Nice 1! Show those crap-makers whose boss (and what a REAL Flash flick looks like)!!!

[Darth Vulgar]

wow...

Good job Wade. 80% of the artwork in the game looks like Bitmaps, which you converted to Vector graphics using Flash's "Trace Bitmap" feature.

Well, if you drew any of that, you should be proud of yourself, but if it's all stolen artwork, then yer a stupid s.o.b....

[How da bitch stole xmas 2]

Clock Crew... heh

The clock crew would fade into obscurity if everyone ignored them and just silently voted O on all their stuff. These guys are bored little children, they want attention, and they get it, by releasing slews of "movies" which are intentionally crappy.

I would think that Tom would ban them for all these blatant violations of the Portal rules, but y'know what he does?

Gives them their own Collection.
Why would he do something like that?
That's exactly what these nerfherders want, ATTENTION.

And then that idiot who made Roof Top Skater goes and helps them advertise, using HIS SITE!!!

Jeez people... learn how to deal with these fruits... no pun intended...
I meant "fruits" as in "gays"

KnottsberryClock responds:

It looks like you only voted 0 because I am a clock. Perhaps you would have given it a different score if it contained the exact same plot line but without any clocks. Please don't hate the webmaster of Entopicorder.com becuase he is a friend to the clocks. That is called prejudice.

[Smelty n Pojo - Out Cold]

I Loved It!!!!!

Dave Ensign is the King.
So what if his cartoons mimic Ren and Stimpy stylistically speaking.
they're FUNNY.

Hahahaha. that freakin' Seal Clubber got his!

I love stuff like this.

When arctic animals fight back!!!

["From my Room"]

A Work of Art - Unforgetable - Alex is the man.

I LOVED it. Creepy, yet touching. This is really a preview of the future of flash animated shorts. If only everything in The Portal was this good. And this intelligent (hint. hint. Wade's Dressup games...)

I loved the artwork and animation, um... can you give me some pointers? hahahahaha :)

My Advice:

Get a site, keep making more where this came from, and don't stop.

-RiftMaster
I'm launching a site. Wanna partner up with it? I'll send you a mail soon, with details.

[Jim the Cat- Abduction]

NEVER STOP MAKING JIM THE CAT CARTOONS!

Jim The Cat is quickly becoming my favorite Flash series on the net. So funny. Damn I love that little pot-head feline.

I'd buy 50 jim the cat shirts... but I don't have a credit card :(

[Osama Bin WADEen]

*Applause*

That was sooooooo funny. Finally the Portal is getting some good stuff again. We were choking on sk8 movies, strawberry clock crap, and stickmen..

Very clever man...
Good work

But the question is:
Was Wade really eating poop?
And if so.. whose was it?
Tom's?
Sherbet the Cat's?

[Yoshi's Island-Vgdc Final]

Laughing my ass off... Your best yet, Randy...

Man. You do some funny stuff, but this is unbelievable. Everything about it was awesome. It was a long time coming, but it was worth waiting a few months for the full ver.

Too Funny :)

I personally liked death 3 the best.
(Yoshi goin' "whoa!" is the funniest)

[Shooting People For Fun 2]

Dismally Mediocre

Well, that was stupid. I mean I like messed -up stuff to some degree. But that was sick and evil. Not funny in the slightest. And I was suspicious at the likeness to the WTC...

The animation and sfx were surprisingly good (the movie's only good point) but the artwork was laughablely crude. Bottom line:

Don't quit yer day job pal...

CartoonCrackpot responds:

what are you talking about? the WTC incident was two planes that crashed into two building causing it to collapse, this was a guy running around shooting people...not everything with tall buildings is about 9/11.

[Original Prankster]

Alright! Some Offspring Flash!

Finally! It wasn't without it's problems, but it was pretty dang good. Nice 1 :)

Side note: I was going to do something like this (somebody beat me 2 it :p) with the song but with Bad Andy from Pizza Hut fame, in the visual part of the video. I was going to call it "Original Bad Andy"

Ah well..