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Job: Game Developer
Have you played HOST? You should. http://www.diverge.w s/host.html
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I love how it gets more frenzied as you progress.
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Thanks for the review, check out my other stuff
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I'm usually not a big fan of simple puzzle games. But alot of thought and effort clearly went into this and it's pretty fun to play.
I liked the graphics too. BitmapData is fun eh? :D
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thanks
yeah, every working with it is extreme fun :-D
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Look, I could write a fucking book about what is wrong with this movie. So instead I'll just say the following:
Why did that entire rap song sound like it was whispered so that the guy's mom wouldn't hear it in the next room?
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Oh nuh uh, you did NOT just bring mah mama into dis. Ima have mah boys Busta Cap an Timothy Tugboat come an hunt chu down, an dey got a real likin fo whiteboy ass. Yah you heard me, juicy b-hole lovin is where DsB is at.
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Alright gameplay, not bad for a game you probably threw together in a short time. The voices were annoying as hell. you obviously dont know how to embed your game engine inside a movieclip because dynamically spawned objects like the projectiles you shoot appear overtop your HUD.
You obviously know how to cater to NG's idiot 13 year old audience, with the girly pictures. But the remaing faction of us on NG (who can see naked women in real life) are not impressed, quite the opposite.
I dislike aspects of your work, but you have my respect. you clearly work your ass off and make alot of shit in a short amount of time. for that you succeed greatly.
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lol ok i respect ur opinion but why dont you like to see naked girls in games? only because you´re able to see them in real life? i like seeing naked girls anytime, everywhere. i cant get enough of them hehe :)
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I salute you ;)
fun little game. If only it were that easy eh? :D
[Anyone but Bush] in 2004!
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I was so depressed when the shrub stole the 2004 election I haven't been able to comment to your reviews 'til now. LOL! now I guess it's [Anyone but Bush] in '08! Thanks for the nice score.
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Poor Mappy is saddled with a dial-up connection. Let's all feel sorry for his pathetic impoverished ass.
Nice movie dude. That much photoshop-retouched art takes up alot of space, I know from personal experience. It didn't take too long to load. It was cool.
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thanks man
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your obviously a kid. Suck my cock :)
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Well, if you're on this website an you're not a kid, you're either a pathetic fat loser with no job, or a tech nerd. You're an asshole. Go fuck a donkey.
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While it's true that hypocritical so-called christians suck, there's plenty of jews, muslims, and people who follow other religions who suck as well. Anyone who has a strong belief in something and then imposes it on others is an asshole. not saying whackjob "christians" dont deserve to be hated on, but the theme of your movie is nothing new. i dont care what it is, seeing the same thing over and over again is boring. and the animation was ummm... in much need of improvement.
I love you for using the Exploited in the credits though :)
Viva la oldschool punk!
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The movie in the beginning was never meant to be anything new or original... it was just a stupid movie I felt like making.
Which once again left me dumbstruck when it got on the front page.
It just proves to me that Newgrounds likes my crappy movies more then my good movies.
Viva la Punk!
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Ok what the hell was that. just as weird and pointless as your "3d" movies.
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Um eat fecal matter.
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This isn't a bad movie by any means, but it's undeserving of a score above 3.10. I like random mindless bizarre humor but this was too random, to the point of not being funny at all in most cases. The graphics were clean, but the animation is the same old "motion-tweened" "LegendaryFrash" fare we've been seeing the past 4 or 5 years that amatuer artists have been using flash. It's time... to learn how to animate and stop relying on a function in a program to do your motion for you...
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I am sorry you could not enjoy this toon. A great man once said "The joke is funny, you just have to understand them." This is apparently one of those cases I have noticed. We are not out to have the best animation, we re out to make people laugh. So just kick back, stop worrying and enjoy the toon guys!
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