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I'm usually not a big fan of Flash movies (I like games better), or Flash movies based around audio clips, but this was a big exception! haha great use of VG sprites, and perfect timing with the audio. Very slick. Oh and MarioTheMonkey can give my winker a smoochie.
This gets the
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I could go on and on about all the bad things soldiers do you know. But I have better things to do with my time.
I'm for most of the soldiers because alot of them are good people. But I was against this military action from the begining and I will never back down on my belief in this.
But your cute little remark about "it makes me sick to see all these anti-war protests" or whatever made me think you to be an idiot. The only things you said were just the same pig-headed bullshit fed to us by an ex-cokehead drunk-driving dunce with a rich father, who sits comfortably in the White House, living large off your tax dollars while lower middle class people of color fight and die for his precious oil.
I'm for the soldiers 100%... I want them to come back to the US, pop a cap in President Pussy's ass, and then get a job that doesn't involve getting blown up for said oil.
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Same pig headed bullshit, yea ok. When you finish reading this read the 16th review on this list. First of all I love the elitist position you take, I come from one of the poorest immigrant families possible, so yes it does make me sick to see spoiled brats like you bad mouthing this country when it is the best place in the world to live. As for the war, you have a crazy guy with Chemical weapons pointed at a couple of countries that we consider our friends (Israel, Kuwait). We now have evidence that Iraq was at the very least harboring terrorist and most likely funding them as well. And I don’t see how he lives lavishly, when he has lived the same as every other American president why the fuck are you singling this one out. And once again the blood for oil argument, total proof that the left is completely closed off to any other view point. The war is not about oil, no respectable person against the war would say that because it’s baseless and completely untrue. Bush is not touching one cent of that oil money, why don’t you do some homework on this topic, watch a little of the Factor, and come back to me when you have a real argument. Where are the protestors for the thousands of people that he’s killed, where are the protestors for the future people he would have killed. Regardless of other countries human rights violations, you can not argue that deposing a brutal leader and liberating the Iraqi people are just side benefits of this war for Oil. You honestly believe Bush is sending men and women off to die for Oil….If that’s true, then you aren’t even on my level.
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Good artwork! The strap-on and mean face were hilarious :)
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I think that just might be the best Flash movie i've EVER seen! and trust me i've seen ALOT (and I'm quite the nit-picker)
But man. Everything was DEAD-ON. The sound the traditional frame by frame animation. God I'm in love with this movie. I want to marry it LOL!
Give yourself a huge frickin' pat on the back! This is definetly a job well done!
ok,
Gonna go watch it 100 more times ;)
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I loved the simplicity of the original Sack Smash, and this game is even better! nice to see the same simple and fun gameplay is there, but it's nice to see some new surprises like randomized characters and the bridges :)
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Wasn't spectacular or anything, but I liked it since I'm a punk :)
Nice job on all the authentic punk stuff (the devilocke was my fav hair piece)
pretty amusing for us punk fans :D
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Every clock movie (or movie that has to do with the clocks) I usually hate. But this... I LOVED!
haha
synj == (the man who can actually make a _Good clock movie!)
good job on the animation and funny voices :)
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Verrrrry nice!
That's pretty damn good for only having 2 months of AS experience under your belt!
I personally don't care that it's a direct conversion of Mega Man X. It was well coded and therefore a great piece of work.
Plus us TRUE Flash game developers gotta stick together! (I'm givin' this a 5 btw)
This game get's the "The Paradigm Rift Stamp Of Approval" for sure :)
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Mediocre animation, over-cliched humor, and just plain retarded. face it VG parody movies are DEAD. if you guys had made this as a game instead of a movie I might be impressed. I'm sorry but this does not deserve nearly the attention it's getting. Movies like that scarecrow one by Deese should be getting more praise, not this ridiculous trite little movie. Granted it had it's good bits, and the out-takes made me crack up a bit. but this is highly-overrated. And to that last guy who reviewed this: son, get your jaw looked at by physician, that ain't normal...
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And I thought it a cutesy masterpiece of a movie! LOL that song cracks me up and makes me smile everytime I hear it lol
I really liked the subtle interactive bits at the first of the movie (click on the pots and stuff) and the animation kicked ass.
If anyone mocks this movie for being cute and sweet, they're gonna have a Doc-Martin shaped dent in their shins! :)
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