Score: 8

"Wheeee!"

submission: Sack Smash 2003

date: December 19, 2002

I loved the simplicity of the original Sack Smash, and this game is even better! nice to see the same simple and fun gameplay is there, but it's nice to see some new surprises like randomized characters and the bridges :)

Score: 6

"heheh"

submission: Dress-a-Punk v.1

date: December 7, 2002

Wasn't spectacular or anything, but I liked it since I'm a punk :)

Nice job on all the authentic punk stuff (the devilocke was my fav hair piece)

pretty amusing for us punk fans :D

Score: 8

"The Only clock movie I like!"

submission: synjclock

date: November 25, 2002

Every clock movie (or movie that has to do with the clocks) I usually hate. But this... I LOVED!

haha

synj == (the man who can actually make a _Good clock movie!)

good job on the animation and funny voices :)

Score: 9

"*APPLAUDS"

submission: Megaman - ProjectX(demo)

date: November 24, 2002

Verrrrry nice!

That's pretty damn good for only having 2 months of AS experience under your belt!

I personally don't care that it's a direct conversion of Mega Man X. It was well coded and therefore a great piece of work.
Plus us TRUE Flash game developers gotta stick together! (I'm givin' this a 5 btw)

This game get's the "The Paradigm Rift Stamp Of Approval" for sure :)

Score: 2

"highly overated..."

submission: Perfect Kirby 2

date: October 30, 2002

Mediocre animation, over-cliched humor, and just plain retarded. face it VG parody movies are DEAD. if you guys had made this as a game instead of a movie I might be impressed. I'm sorry but this does not deserve nearly the attention it's getting. Movies like that scarecrow one by Deese should be getting more praise, not this ridiculous trite little movie. Granted it had it's good bits, and the out-takes made me crack up a bit. but this is highly-overrated. And to that last guy who reviewed this: son, get your jaw looked at by physician, that ain't normal...

Score: 10

"I've seen this before!!! :)"

submission: Lonely Cat

date: October 23, 2002

And I thought it a cutesy masterpiece of a movie! LOL that song cracks me up and makes me smile everytime I hear it lol

I really liked the subtle interactive bits at the first of the movie (click on the pots and stuff) and the animation kicked ass.

If anyone mocks this movie for being cute and sweet, they're gonna have a Doc-Martin shaped dent in their shins! :)

Score: 10

""I be goin' thru bitches like rags to riches!" hah"

submission: Pimp's Quest

date: August 18, 2002

If there was ever a game that deserved a perfect score it's this. Everyone give this thing perfect scores or I will eat your all your panzee lil' 56k modems! ;)

Score: 10

"AMAZING!"

submission: Alien Hominid

date: August 7, 2002

I am thoroughly impressed. The quality of animation is superb, and the coding is excellent.
The A.I. was just as good if not better than Metal Slug, and the action was just as intense if not more so.

You guys have really outdone yourselves!

ok Im off to go plug this game on various fine websites that I visit. (heh it may not be totally necessary but hey it's my way of showing my love for this game!)

Score: 6

"As frigged up as it was..."

submission: Johnny Penguin 3

date: June 20, 2002

it was wildly funny in a strange sorta way.
all the pics of you were hilarious,
I found a stupid grin cracking on my face while watching it.

but man, that is some crackhead bullocks!

Score: 3

"Nothing special at all..."

submission: Hentai ~ SimGirls (beta)

date: April 27, 2002

It's not horrible, just mediocre. why is it the top of all time? While masterpieces like the Final Task, Commisioner Kong, and Heroes of Cybertron, get smacked down the charts.

Funny how many sad losers out there play this cause they can't go out and pick up chicks for real...