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RiftMaster

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Everywhere
Job: Game Developer

Have you played HOST? You should. http://www.diverge.w s/host.html

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Sign-Up Date:
3/17/01

Level: 11
Aura: Evil

Rank: Town Watch
Blams: 97
Saves: 47
Rank #: 41,089

Whistle Status: Normal

Exp. Points: 1,160 / 1,350
Exp. Rank #: 24,518
Voting Pow.: 5.29 votes

BBS Posts: 687 (0.25 per day)
Flash Reviews: 88
Music Reviews: 1
Trophies: 16
Stickers: 0

All Flash Reviews

88 Reviews | 16 w/ Responses

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Score: 7
Adventures in the jungle

"Not bad :)"

date: January 5, 2005

Not very interactive but I liked the art and animation. beautiful to look at, though it is just an interactive movie. I'd like to see more of a real game from you, your art is very promising, and your ideas are solid.

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Score: 7
Xmas Lander

":) nice"

submission: Xmas Lander
date: December 17, 2004

Ok the lander game has been done many times before, but I gotta say I like your version alot. You threw in a few new gameplay elements and stuff. Very nice. I liked the music too :)

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Score: 3
Naked Woman (Steep Hill)

"Pretty stupid"

date: November 23, 2004

heh mildly amusing I guess...

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Score: 10
Storybook 1: Synj

"Ok..."

submission: Storybook 1: Synj
date: October 21, 2004

In response to all the perverted immature reviews (written by 300lb pizza-faced limp-dicked 13 year olds no doubt)... I issue a promise, to the next person who writes a disrespectful comment about Dustball's wife:

I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND TEACH YOU TO RESPECT WOMEN... WITH A STEEL BAT MOTHERFUCKER. I WILL MAKE YOU PAY WITH BLOOD AND BROKEN TEETH AND YOU WILL SOB ENDLESSLY AT WHAT A PATHETIC LIFEFORM YOU HAVE BECOME IN THE SHORT TIME YOU HAVE BEEN ON THIS PLANET. THE INTERNET IS NOT YOUR PLAYGROUND, IT IS MY FUCKING TURF MOTHERFUCKER!!

Have a nice day kids! And remember, just because your parents did a piss-poor job of raising you doesn't mean you still can't learn to be decent people! You just better hope and pray I'm not your professor in "Life 101".

:)

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Score: 7
Spoilsbury Toast Boy - 1

"..."

date: October 13, 2004

Boomer_E: you are a homo.

Good movie haha, totally f-d but thats what we've all come to expect from you David! haha totally messed. I liked the beetles.

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Score: 10
Thicker Than Water

"yo dipshit who reviewed before me,"

submission: Thicker Than Water
date: September 25, 2004

Who fucking died and made you the judge of whats fit for NG and whats not? Though it's been said many times many ways... SHUT THE FUCK UP N00B

great comic I <3 YOU ED
The classic has been re-made!
rejoice :)

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Score: 7
Boot Bush & Cheney!

"Haha"

date: September 14, 2004

I salute you ;)

fun little game. If only it were that easy eh? :D

[Anyone but Bush] in 2004!

August 19, 2007

Author's Response:

I was so depressed when the shrub stole the 2004 election I haven't been able to comment to your reviews 'til now. LOL! now I guess it's [Anyone but Bush] in '08! Thanks for the nice score.

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Score: 9
Pico's Unloaded

"Awww"

submission: Pico's Unloaded
date: September 10, 2004

Poor Mappy is saddled with a dial-up connection. Let's all feel sorry for his pathetic impoverished ass.

Nice movie dude. That much photoshop-retouched art takes up alot of space, I know from personal experience. It didn't take too long to load. It was cool.

Author's Response:

thanks man

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Score: 5
Dress Up Bush

"to the last guy,"

submission: Dress Up Bush
date: September 3, 2004

your obviously a kid. Suck my cock :)

Author's Response:

Well, if you're on this website an you're not a kid, you're either a pathetic fat loser with no job, or a tech nerd. You're an asshole. Go fuck a donkey.

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Score: 3
Passion Of The Christians

"eh"

date: May 16, 2004

While it's true that hypocritical so-called christians suck, there's plenty of jews, muslims, and people who follow other religions who suck as well. Anyone who has a strong belief in something and then imposes it on others is an asshole. not saying whackjob "christians" dont deserve to be hated on, but the theme of your movie is nothing new. i dont care what it is, seeing the same thing over and over again is boring. and the animation was ummm... in much need of improvement.

I love you for using the Exploited in the credits though :)

Viva la oldschool punk!

Author's Response:

The movie in the beginning was never meant to be anything new or original... it was just a stupid movie I felt like making.
Which once again left me dumbstruck when it got on the front page.

It just proves to me that Newgrounds likes my crappy movies more then my good movies.

Viva la Punk!

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