Score: 3

"Hmm"

submission: On The Moon (episode 3)

date: September 29, 2005

Never found any of the Weebl stuff funny. And I don't get why everyone eats it up. Decent artwork though I'll give it that.

Score: 8

"Good stuff."

submission: Drakojan Skies Mission 2

date: September 22, 2005

Great graphics and atmosphere, especially on the sidescrolling levels. the FPS level was a bit of a low point but I did like how you could damage lots of different crap you shot at. (I was actually making a shooter years ago that let you shoot and destroy just about anything you saw... never finished it though :( )

But yeah like I said above, really enjoyed the atmospheric elements in the sidescrolling levels. The rain and lightening and shit like that. Not enough people do that in their games, I always try to put atmospheric elements like snow or clouds or rain or whatever in my games, so it's cool to see someone else with the same mindset. Keep up the good work. It's a shame you couldn't finish this project, but at least it's way more complete than that other half-finished game you made. Personally if you couldn't finish this I would have just quickly wrapped it up and not make it evident that it's an incomplete project. It's a decent-sized flash game, but by telling people it's incomplete it almost makes it seem smaller ya know?

Score: 5

"Hhahaha what the hell was that?"

submission: deletejn06

date: July 30, 2005

I was expecting the bitchin "Maya The Bee" theme song from the shitty gayfag cockfaced motherfucking kids cartoon from way back when....

Score: 10

"BURRRITO!!!"

submission: Mexican PinkVisor CarRide

date: June 25, 2005

HAHA GENIUS THAT IS INSANITY. or is that INSANITY THAT IS GENIUS? Oh well all I know is everyone who doesn't like this movie on account of being mexican can ride their flat-tired mud-splattered mo-ped back across the border. ARIIIIIBAAAA!

Score: 9

"HAHA! NICE"

submission: Leave It To Bush #001

date: April 26, 2005

Great job dude, you'd be hard-pressed to find better audio work in another flash movie.

And to address those who are wondering when Bush said "PASSIONATE BUTT SEX", he most likely didn't. Ken probably clipped each single word from other audio bytes and then edited it together.

Score: 0

"Im speechless...."

submission: Tribute To Ma Boys

date: April 19, 2005

Look, I could write a fucking book about what is wrong with this movie. So instead I'll just say the following:

Why did that entire rap song sound like it was whispered so that the guy's mom wouldn't hear it in the next room?

Score: 2

"What the hell was that?"

submission: MIU SIM

date: March 13, 2005

That wasn't a game. It was a serious of pretty pre-rendered cinematics, and then you get to kill one enemy. That is such complete BULLSHIT. This doesn't deserve it's score. the only reason it has such a high score and people like it is because NG is overrun with morons who like purty moving pictures.

I would have loved this if it was actually the complete game. Instead this is just a bad joke.

Score: 0

"What the hell"

submission: wtf. you starin at?

date: March 13, 2005

this has a score of above 3? I'm sorry guys, but this needs alot of work. The only thing i liked was the tank firing in the background, everything else was really poor. Don't take that as an insult cause I dont mean it as one, I just mean you need to practice a bit more.

There's hundreds of games out there on NG that are way better than this movie and have a way lower score. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE STOP RATING FLASH MOVIES SO HIGH.

Score: 10

"A classic"

submission: Capt. Low-Rez: Blastopod

date: February 9, 2005

Some dork said this in the previous review:
"Sorry guys, but this flash was definately one of the worst I have ever seen. The graphics are so bad(I know they're suppose to be), that I couldn't tell the difference from the enemies and the lazer upgrades!! BAD, BAD, BAD!!"

HA! this coming from someone dumb enough to name themselves after a shitty EMO-FAG band!

Lighten up people! this game rocks. it was the shit then & it's the shit now! if you dont like it go fuck yourself!

Score: 4

"Hmm"

submission: Speedmaster

date: February 3, 2005

Alright gameplay, not bad for a game you probably threw together in a short time. The voices were annoying as hell. you obviously dont know how to embed your game engine inside a movieclip because dynamically spawned objects like the projectiles you shoot appear overtop your HUD.

You obviously know how to cater to NG's idiot 13 year old audience, with the girly pictures. But the remaing faction of us on NG (who can see naked women in real life) are not impressed, quite the opposite.

I dislike aspects of your work, but you have my respect. you clearly work your ass off and make alot of shit in a short amount of time. for that you succeed greatly.