Score: 0

"Im speechless...."

submission: Tribute To Ma Boys

date: April 19, 2005

Look, I could write a fucking book about what is wrong with this movie. So instead I'll just say the following:

Why did that entire rap song sound like it was whispered so that the guy's mom wouldn't hear it in the next room?

Score: 2

"What the hell was that?"

submission: MIU SIM

date: March 13, 2005

That wasn't a game. It was a serious of pretty pre-rendered cinematics, and then you get to kill one enemy. That is such complete BULLSHIT. This doesn't deserve it's score. the only reason it has such a high score and people like it is because NG is overrun with morons who like purty moving pictures.

I would have loved this if it was actually the complete game. Instead this is just a bad joke.

Score: 0

"What the hell"

submission: wtf. you starin at?

date: March 13, 2005

this has a score of above 3? I'm sorry guys, but this needs alot of work. The only thing i liked was the tank firing in the background, everything else was really poor. Don't take that as an insult cause I dont mean it as one, I just mean you need to practice a bit more.

There's hundreds of games out there on NG that are way better than this movie and have a way lower score. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE STOP RATING FLASH MOVIES SO HIGH.

Score: 10

"A classic"

submission: Capt. Low-Rez: Blastopod

date: February 9, 2005

Some dork said this in the previous review:
"Sorry guys, but this flash was definately one of the worst I have ever seen. The graphics are so bad(I know they're suppose to be), that I couldn't tell the difference from the enemies and the lazer upgrades!! BAD, BAD, BAD!!"

HA! this coming from someone dumb enough to name themselves after a shitty EMO-FAG band!

Lighten up people! this game rocks. it was the shit then & it's the shit now! if you dont like it go fuck yourself!

Score: 4

"Hmm"

submission: Speedmaster

date: February 3, 2005

Alright gameplay, not bad for a game you probably threw together in a short time. The voices were annoying as hell. you obviously dont know how to embed your game engine inside a movieclip because dynamically spawned objects like the projectiles you shoot appear overtop your HUD.

You obviously know how to cater to NG's idiot 13 year old audience, with the girly pictures. But the remaing faction of us on NG (who can see naked women in real life) are not impressed, quite the opposite.

I dislike aspects of your work, but you have my respect. you clearly work your ass off and make alot of shit in a short amount of time. for that you succeed greatly.

Score: 9

"!!!!"

submission: Video Dating Tape

date: January 18, 2005

HAHAHAHAAA OH MY GOD HAHAHA!!!! "I LIVE IN A CUPBOARD THAT CAN BE MOVED FROM PLACE TO PLACE" HAHA

Score: 7

"Pretty good"

submission: Powerfox V.2

date: January 13, 2005

But too short and the gameplay is unvaried and redundant.

Score: 9

"Awesome"

submission: Bunnykill

date: January 7, 2005

Usually I'm highly critical of flash "movies", but I enjoyed this immensely. I cant help but think this would make an awesome game. In fact watching this movie kinda feels like watching someone play the coolest game ever...

Score: 7

"Strange..."

submission: ClogBot

date: January 7, 2005

Haha, funny weird stuff. The randomized scenes was a clever touch.

Score: 7

"Nice!"

submission: DEFENDER

date: January 5, 2005

Very fun and addicting. music got a little annoying but no big deal. i liked the weapon powerups at the end of each wave. nice simple little oldschool style game. I liked the presentation too. I'll be looking forward to the full version. Keep it up bro.